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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Zombie Danger Warning Signs Magnets
How’s this for a Magnet: Zombie Disposal Unit, Danger – Reanimated Corpses, Shoot ‘Em in the Head, Zombie Outbreak – Quarantine, Live Humans Only, Zombie Exterminator, Hazmat Gear Required, and Zombie Containment… All Fun Magnets, 8 in a set…
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…













