Zombie Self Defense Keychain
Always be Prepared for the Zombie Horde… For this Cool Zombie Keychain is also a Self Defense Weapon. Solid Steel, 5.5 inch Overall Length Device that comes to a Great Rounded Point. Reinforced Solid Steel Construction, Rubber Grip Zombie Skulls, the Most Bad-Ass Zombie Apocalypse Self Defense Tool Available. Easy to Use; Simply place your Index through the Key Ring, Thumb over the Flat Top, and a Fist around the Kubotan. Apocalypse Ready!
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The Zombie Pub House
You know what’s better than a Regular Zombie? A Drunk one… HA! Stumbling all around, Moaning and Groaning, Eating things they shouldn’t… Just like me on New Years! And with this Cute Zombie Pub Decoration Prop, I can relive…
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Hanging Zombie Animated Prop
HA! Now this is FUN! It’s a Hanging Zombie that’s Cool and Scary! This Animated Prop is 55″ Tall and Hangs from Chains and Stocks. And what’s COOL is the Fact that he Twitches and Swings back and forth…
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Zombie Girl with Doll Prop
Awwwwwww! It’s so Adorable… A Little Zombie Girl with a Rag Doll… DARLING! I think I’ll Prop her up in my car and go for a drive… She’ll certainly turn a few heads… A Creepy, Bloody Mutilated Zombie Girl,…
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Wooden Zombie Bookends
Okay, these are KICK-ASS! They’re Zombie Bookends that are Handmade, Incredibly Detailed and FUN! Featuring a Zombie, Reaching out, Crawling out of your Bookcase… Made out of Natural Wood, Approximately 5″x6″x7″ each. Each you say? Oh yeah, for the…
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10,000 Zombies, 10,000 Stories!
Great, Great Idea… A Zombie Book that’s Insane, Fun, and Extremely Creative! It’s a Book Filled with Zombies, Stories, and everything is Interchangeable. The Heads, the Torsos… The Blood! You can mix the Stories and the Zombies to Create…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
Look, you don’t want Zombies just Rambling around Searching for your Brains. NO! You need to Guide them, Show them the way… And no better way to do that, then with some Zombie Hand Path Markers. Outside Lights that…
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