Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get TWO), made of flexible and thickened PVC material, which has a stronger magnetism than ordinary ones, sticks to your fender, trunk or door. Can be installed and removed without a trace. Long-lasting appearance, waterproof, wrinkle/crack resistant, even in heavy rain. Brains!
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Zombie at the Door T-Shirt
Sick! This T-Shirt is Messed up… It’s a Realistic Image of a Freaking Ugly Zombie Busting through the Door. Talk about Frightening! Those Eyes, that Mouth, the Blood, the Missing Tooth… HA! I LOVE IT! Made of 100% Pre-shrunk…
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Doctor Zombie Mask
“Doctor, I have a splitting headache…” I can see it now. But by then, it’s too late. For this is a zombie Doctor, and you are the meal on the operating table. It’s a fun face mask, that’s half…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Zombie Duvet Bed Cover
Talk about Nightmares! This Queen Sized Duvet Bed Cover is a Freaking Green Zombie Head with Gnarly Teeth, an Jutting Eye, and Juicy Spit Flying Everywhere! Sounds like the Perfect Cover for a Zombie Invasion. :) Size: 88″ x…
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Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…
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Kill Zombie!
A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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