Dead Turkey Hunter Targets
You’ll feel like Elmer Fudd this Thanksgiving when you go Turkey Hunting… Or in this case… ZOMBIE TURKEYS! HA! For it’s Hunter Targets that look just like Walking Dead Turkeys. Green Slime, Milky Eyes, it’s the Perfect thing to shoot for. Made to Aid in Game Hunting, you get Twelve 11 x 11″ Targets, Featuring a Life-Size Turkey Head and Neck. Kill the Undead with this Zombie Mania! GOBBLE RAWRRRR!
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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Living Dead Zombie Marionette
Very very cool… I have always been a big fan of marionettes, they make them move so real, it’s creepy. Add this to your dreams, and you’ll get a nightmare for sure. It’s a zombie marionette, that’s green, fun,…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Zombie Head Neck Warmer
One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…
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The Zombie Pub House
You know what’s better than a Regular Zombie? A Drunk one… HA! Stumbling all around, Moaning and Groaning, Eating things they shouldn’t… Just like me on New Years! And with this Cute Zombie Pub Decoration Prop, I can relive…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Back Packs
Love Zombies? Hate School? Well Zombie it up with these Ultra-Cool Zombie Back Packs. Featuring 7 Different Zombie Visuals, from Bloody Splatters to Staggering Undead, you’ll Love how they look, and love how they hold your Books, Paper, Pencils…
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