Green Zombie Sunglasses
Okay, I want to buy these just because… Think of all the Weddings you could go to this Summer, looking like a hilarious Zombie? HA! Oh the joy… A Great Pair of Sunglasses with Reflective Lens, that looks like a Zombie; Green, Dangling Gums and Teeth, a Jaw with one Rotten Incisor… Awesome! An Instant Costume, 100% UV400 Protection, Very Comfortable to Wear (as seen on Shark Tank). Buy a Zombie TODAY!
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Zombie Teeth Charm Bead
Awesome Awesome Awesome Zombie Tooth! How COOL! This Dangly Creepy Charm Bead looks like it was Ripped Straight from the Mouth of an Zombie! Hand Crafted from Polymer Clay, and Stained to look just like a Real Zombie Tooth,…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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A Creepy Zombies Coloring Book
Grab your Colored Pencils for it’s time to Color some BRAINS!!!!! Brains, Blood, Infected Eye Balls, Green Zombies, Guts, Weapons, Horrifying, Detailed, and Hilarious! Line Drawings of the Zombie Apocalypse that are a SCREAM to fill in. A FUN…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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World War Z Lab Zombie Mask
Holy Crap this is Frightening… It’s the Lab Worker from the Movie World War Z. Otherwise known as the Ebola Zombie Virus 59876… Nothing but Scary Nightmares! And with this Great Zombie Mask, you can Relive all those Wonderful…
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