Remote Control Walking Zombie
“Rawrrrrrrrr!” That’s me… Walking my Pet Zombie all over the place… And it’s easy with this Remote Controlled Zombie Walker. This Dead Dude Walks… err, Stumbles around at your Command. One Push of the Button Activates his Brain and he Moves with Articulated Joints and MOANS as well! Talk about Creepy! The Zombies are Coming for SURE! RUNNNN!!!!
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Rusty Zombie Hand
This hand is KILLER… It’s a Zombie Hand, Cut out of Solid Steel, and it’s Rusty as Hell… A sheer thing of Beauty! Stick this Decoration in your Garden, Lawn, Head… Wherever you want the Undead! Surprise visitors and…
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Vermont Zombie Teddy Bear
This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15…
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
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Pixel Zombie Costume Socks
Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…
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Zombie Hunting License Permit Decal
You know, if you have the right Hunting Permit, you can shoot anything. Right? And with this Zombie Hunting Permit, the Undead is in your Scope. For the Virus is coming soon, and the Walking Dead will Roam the…
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Zombie Survival Playing Cards
What a Great Set of Playing Cards to Own! It’s the Zombie Survival Deck that Contains 52 Different Images that can Help you Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Don’t get Caught Unprepared Especially when you’re Playing a Serious Card Game…
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Zombie Morphsuit Costume
What a Crazy Costume… Talk about a Nightmare. It’s a One-Piece Morphsuit that’s made out of Polyester and Elastane… and it will put the Fright in Halloween. Looking like a Stitched Dead Body (Frankenstein), it’s a Weird Mixture of…
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Walking Dead Lounge Pants
You’ll Walk like the Dead in these Cool Lounge Pants. Featuring Zombies from the Walking Dead and Big, Bold White Logo Letters Reading “The Walking Dead” down the side, these Men’s Adult Lounge Pajama Pants are Comfortable, Classy, and…
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