Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…

WOW! This is COOL! It’s a Replica of The Walking Dead’s Daryl Dixon’s Black Angel Wing’s Vest… HOW Bad Ass! Plus, it’s made out of Genuine Leather as well (not some Cheap Plastic Crap). This Vest is 100% Genuine…

LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…

Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…

Bring on the Scares with this Crazy Bloody T-Shirt. It’s a Zombie T-Shirt that will make everyone Scream with Laughter. Vivid Shirt, made out of 100% Polyester will fit your Man like Brains fit a Zombie’s Mouth. Looking like…

Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…

Every Kid (Dead or Alive) will Love to get one of these Zombie Themed Thank You Note Cards. Perfect for the Zombie Party Aftermath, these Fun Zombie Infection Signs, with a Green Swirl Background and Tons of Blood Splatters,…