Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful Zombie Guy Tags (with a Purple Tongue), that will make your Luggage, Totes or Bags stand out in a Crowd. 2 Tags with Contact Information (So your Loved ones know where the Best Brains are)… Leather, UV, and Water Resistant (but what about Blood?)
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Zombie Eggpocalypse
Nope, nope, this isn’t the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s the Zombie Eggpocalypse!!! Because these Brains, are made of EGGS! HA! It’s a Zombie Head, Decapitated, Ready to Host your Favorite Egg… Raw, Boiled… Unborn, whatever… And a Toast Mould, for…
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TWD Negan Jacket Throw Pillow
INSANE! Imagine laying your Head on Negan’s Chest… Sobbing for Forgiveness! YIKES! It’s a Throw Pillow that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. This Pillow is Negan’s Jacket… With all the Lapels, Red Scarf, even down to the Zipper…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Zombie Dog Pet Costume
LMAO! The things we do to our Dogs… and what’s funny is, they don’t mind. They actually LOVE it… Before they chew it to pieces. HA! And look at this Zombie Costume for your little Pooch. A Small Costume,…
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They’re Coming to Get You Barbara Pin
There isn’t a more iconic line in all of zombie media, then “THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!” A line spoken by Russell Streiner as Johnny from the Night of the Living Dead (1968). Johnny : [in a creepy…
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Bloody Death Bed Zombie
LOL! What a Great Prop! It’s the Death Bed Zombie Prop that you Lay out on your Bed. Adorned with a Bloody Head, Arms and Feet, you’re just gonna LOVE the Screams when someone walks into the Room. “YIKES!”…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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