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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Daryl Dixon Headless Wire Pendant
Walking Dead Fans take heed… For it’s a Daryl Dixon Wire Pendant that I hope, isn’t a Foreshadowing to come… (Negan!) Daryl Dixon like you’ve never seen him before… Headless! Made out of Wire, equipped with his Leather Jacket…
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Zombie Mini Drone
Keep Calm and Drone on… For it’s a Zombie Drone that will Spin out of Control and Kill a Few Undead. Fun eh? A Fun Mini-Drone that’s Covered with Blood and Zombies reading “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies”, with…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Walking Dead Police Tactical Riot Mask
SICK! Talk about a Mask that would Terrify and Intimidate… It’s a Custom Police Tactical Riot Mask that’s Dark and Deadly… Custom Designed with The Walking Dead and Red Silhouettes from the Hit AMC Show, it’s a Thick and…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Zombie Head Lapel Pin
Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…