Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St. Nick… Full of Blood, Missing Teeth, Stump Arm… Fun, Fun, Fun! The Perfect Ornament for your Christmas Tree. Buy One, Buy a Dozen, fill the Whole Tree with Zombies! “RAWRRRRR!” Hand-Painted Resin, Dying for the Holidays. HO HO HO!
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Zombie House Slippers
I can just picture a Zombie wearing these Slippers… They’d be Stumbling all over, Tripping over things, Falling and getting all Bloody… Oh wait. That’s what they do now. :) But with these Zombie House Slippers, even the Living…
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Walking Dead Zombie Belt
This Belt is Kick Ass Cool! It’s the Walking Dead Belt Featuring Zombie Walker Faces and lots of Rotting Flesh and Gory Blood. Having a Seat-Belt Latch, this Fun Belt has the Walking Dead Logo on the Front and…
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Zombie Stitch Severed Finger Ring
YES! You can take your finger with you– For it’s an eerie ring that will make your finger look severed and stitched. Handmade ring, created with polymer clay stitch beads and a bit of stretchy black cord, to make…
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Something to Tide You Over Zombies
Beautiful, just how I imagined… It’s Zombies. Coming back from a Watery Grave in Stephen King’s “Something to Tide you over” Story, straight from the Movie “Creepshow”. Handmade, Inspired from the Tale, you get a Set of Two Undead,…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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Zombie Killer T-Shirt
HA! This Shirt looks like you were Attacked while Playing Football… It’s the ZOMBIE Apocalypse, RUNNNNN! But no Worries, because you are on the ZOMBIE KILLER Team, and you’re looking to Kick Butt! And you know what? There’s nothing…
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Zombie Shower Curtain
This Shower Curtain will look Great in your Bloody Bathroom. It’s a Zombie Shower Curtain that Features the Undead Rising from the Grave. SWEET! This Curtain is a Standard Sized Curtain and has Art Work just on the Front….
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