Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St. Nick… Full of Blood, Missing Teeth, Stump Arm… Fun, Fun, Fun! The Perfect Ornament for your Christmas Tree. Buy One, Buy a Dozen, fill the Whole Tree with Zombies! “RAWRRRRR!” Hand-Painted Resin, Dying for the Holidays. HO HO HO!
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Girl Necklace
Oh Darling. So Cute, So Gory, So Girly FUN! It’s a Zombie Necklace Featuring a Wonderful Drawing of a Little Girl Zombie, Holding a Furry Teddy Bear… WITH NO HEAD! HA! Sealed in a Silver-Tone Round Frame and Encrusted…
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Shaun of The Dead Action Figure
LOL I Love it! It’s the Shaun of the Dead Action Figure, that stands 12″ tall and TALKS! HA! That’s right, stop a Zombie Uprising with this Fun Figure. Shaun comes with his Cricket Bat and Base as well…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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Walking Dead Punk Zombie Figure
If you’re GUNG-HO about the New Walking Dead Series just Leaked (Premiering Spring 2020), then Stock up on Zombies, and let’s get this Party Started. For the show will Highlight a Brand New Cast, from the beginning of the…
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Zombies 6 Static Guitar Picks
If the Zombies are coming… I’m gonna Pluck their Eyes out with my Guitar Picks… Cause I can Play one Mighty Bad Ass Brain Stomping Song… And with these 6 Guitar Picks, it just makes it all Funner… For…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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The Walking Dead Folding Umbrella
“I’m Singing in the…” Oh Crap! RUNNNNNNN! It’s Zombies. Everywhere. Blood falling from the Sky… “RAWRRRRR!” Walking Dead Zombies, Gory, Evil, HUNGRY… Looking down on you as you Dance in the Bloody Rain. A Fun Folding, Travel, Portable Umbrella…
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