Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted and polished figure will haunt, and delight all eyes, ears, and mouth. And just look at the size of those feet! Creepy, fun, and frightening, with ribs. Height 8.5″, length 4.75″, width 3.5″, comes gift boxed!
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Zombie Killing Shoes
Once you own these Shoes, people will know exactly what to make of you – Bold, Brave, and Cool under Pressure with a Touch of Heart and a Splash of Crazy – you are a Slayer of the Undead….
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Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
LOL… If you see me Running Down the Street in a Zombie Apocalypse, wearing nothing but my Boxer Shorts… PRAY FOR ME! Cause I’m BAIT! But at least I’ll look good! :) And with these Cool “The Walking Dead”…
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Mens Zombie Shoes
LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red…
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Zombie Brain Candle
This is so Darn Sweet… A Zombie Candle. With Brains. Of course. A Fun Gift for your Undead Friend. A Sweet Sentiment before you Dine on Blood and Guts… A Green Virus Pool Candle Tin, with a Red Ball…
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Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball in the Middle of Green Cheese and a Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! Made with Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten… Brains First! Comes on it’s own Dark…
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Vegan Zombie Kitchen Towel
LOL This is something you don’t see every day… A VEGAN ZOMBIE! HA! These very Cute Kitchen or Bath Hand Towels are Vegan Style with a Gory Zombie Screaming out “GRAINS” instead of “Brains”. Fun, Attractive Zombie Prop that…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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