Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted and polished figure will haunt, and delight all eyes, ears, and mouth. And just look at the size of those feet! Creepy, fun, and frightening, with ribs. Height 8.5″, length 4.75″, width 3.5″, comes gift boxed!
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Doctor Zombie Mask
“Doctor, I have a splitting headache…” I can see it now. But by then, it’s too late. For this is a zombie Doctor, and you are the meal on the operating table. It’s a fun face mask, that’s half…
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Zombie Teeth Charm Bead
Awesome Awesome Awesome Zombie Tooth! How COOL! This Dangly Creepy Charm Bead looks like it was Ripped Straight from the Mouth of an Zombie! Hand Crafted from Polymer Clay, and Stained to look just like a Real Zombie Tooth,…
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Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino
MMMM… I’m feeling a little Green Today. Like a Walking Zombie… Must Need a Pick Me Up. An Ice Cold Beverage from Starbucks… Especially when they have their Zombie Frappuccino. Green, Red, Pink Brains, it’s all Good, and Gooey……
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts
MMM, Smell that? It’s a Zombie, Cooking, Melting, Skin Sliding off its Face, the Limbs Dropping Down, Legs Buckling… With the Fresh Scent of Musty Basement! Or Scream Brulee… or Poisoned Pipe. Because it’s actually Wax Melts, that will…
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Zombie Virus Plush Toy
RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
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