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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team Ring
Did you know that there really is a Zombie Outbreak Response Team? It’s TRUE! Called U.S.Z.O.R.T. this Team is made up of 50 Units that Operate all over the U.S. and other Countries, Training, Preparing and Waiting for the…
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Zombie Jesus Flask
LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Zombie Bloodborne Lamp
I Must Have This… It’s better than brains. It’s a desktop table lamp. With zombies. And chains… A killer killer lamp for any zombie fan. Just look at it. It’s stunning. Handmade terrifying lamp, featuring four horrible undead surrounding…
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Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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Severed Zombie Hand
Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like…