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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts
MMM, Smell that? It’s a Zombie, Cooking, Melting, Skin Sliding off its Face, the Limbs Dropping Down, Legs Buckling… With the Fresh Scent of Musty Basement! Or Scream Brulee… or Poisoned Pipe. Because it’s actually Wax Melts, that will…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Hatchet Head Zombie Mug
Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Piggyback Zombie Costume
LMFAO! This Costume Cracks me up… A Zombie Costume that will take Halloween to the Next Level. Featuring a Piggyback Costume, where you Ride on the Zombie’s Shoulders… The Undead, Carrying you to your next Trick or Treat… Hilarious…
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Walking Dead Rick Robe
Inspired by the hit AMC Show “The Walking Dead”, this Stylish Bathrobe looks just like the Sheriff’s Uniform worn by Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead. Fits most Adult Males 5′ 6″ to 6′ 2″ . This Comfortable 100%…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….