Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it Dangles on a 5.5″ Cord. It’ll certainly bring a Laugh or two when People get in your Car to make a Fast Getaway from the Approaching Horde. “FLOOR IT!”
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Zombie Wallet
What an GREAT Idea… A Zombie Wallet! Made of Cotton Twill, and Felt, this Zombie Wallet has Hand Drawn Colored Images. SWEET! The Wallet has a Green Zombie on the Outside, with a Ripped Open Mouth, Gnashing Teeth, and…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
“Why did the chicken go to KFC?” “He wanted to see a chicken strip!” HA… And if you think that’s funny, you’ll LOVE this Blu-ray titled: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s a Wild Adventure when Displaced Native…
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Zombie Bunny Undead T-Shirt
HA! Talk about Rabbit Stew… This Rabbit is Stewing Mad and Covered with Green Zombie GOO! A Funny Cartoon Rabbit, an Undead Bunny, that’s Cute, Colorful and Ideal for Easter Time Antics. Printed on an Adult T-Shirt, and Available…
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