Vegan Zombie Kitchen Towel

March 30, 2015

LOL This is something you don’t see every day… A VEGAN ZOMBIE! HA! These very Cute Kitchen or Bath Hand Towels are Vegan Style with a Gory Zombie Screaming out “GRAINS” instead of “Brains”. Fun, Attractive Zombie Prop that everyone will just LOVE! Choose what Color of Print you like, Black or Green, and Enjoy! Measures 27″ x 24″, and Made of Organic Cotton Fabric! SWEET!

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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit

They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…

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Zombie Bride Wedding Dress

AWE-SOME!!! This is So Cool. It’s a Wedding Dress, or Costume, that’s Perfect for the Zombie Bride. Featuring a White Wedding Dress that’s Burned, Run over with Tire Tracks, and Assaulted with Bloody Zombie Hands, this Dress is Striking…

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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder

Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…

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Zombie Apocalypse Buddy Ring Set

If you’re going into the Zombie Apocalypse, you better bring a Friend along. For it’s going to be Dire. So Tag your Pal (Male or Female) with a Friendship Ring that’s Engraved “Zombie Apocalypse Buddy”. It’s Ideal for Zombie…

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Zombie Horse Mask

The Horse Head is EVERYWHERE! It’s a Soft Latex Mask that is Worn for Humorous Effect. Tom Green wore one. YouTuber TomSka wore one. Nico Nico Douga wore them to Remain Anonymous. And then of course, you have the…

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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet

Zombies are Coming to Get you! It’s a Good Thing you have your Zombie Apocalypse Charm Bracelet on. This 7.5″ Bracelet has Everything you Need: A Match, An Axe, A Compass, A Grenade, Revolver, Ammo, Hacksaw, Binoculars, Radio and…

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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant

Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…

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Zombie Hand Necklace

RAWRRRRR! It’s coming… Halloween. But actually, the zombie apocalypse might come first, with the way this year is heading. Brain hungry suckers that are looking for a vaccine. Green and glowing? Probably… Just like this great zombie hand necklace….

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