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Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
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They’re Coming to Get You Barbara Pin
There isn’t a more iconic line in all of zombie media, then “THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!” A line spoken by Russell Streiner as Johnny from the Night of the Living Dead (1968). Johnny : [in a creepy…
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Mad Zombies Blu-ray
Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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DIY Printable Zombie Cutout
LOL… This looks Hilarious! It’s a Do-It-Yourself Zombie Cutout that’s so much FUN, you’ll SCREAM! A Downloadable, Printable, Zombie Cutout that allows you to Print, Cut, and Piece together your own Undead Zombie (using Bloody Arms, Legs, and Body…
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Scary Dead Rotting Zombie Teeth
All we need is a Dentist. Right? One to Kill and Bite and Rip their Neck out? Eh? And with these Hideous Zombie Teeth, that may just happen… Just in time for Halloween, slap these Ugly Suckers in your…
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…