Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made with a Silicone Orthodontic Nipple, this Pacifier is Designed to Exceed all Safety Standards and still Look Good at the Same Time. SWEET SUCKY UNDEAD!
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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Zombie Daze Coloring Book
SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…
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Zombie Last Supper
Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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Crazy Inflatable Zombies
Having a Zombie Party? Your Little Ones like The Walking Dead? Well, these Party Favors are just the Ticket to Undead Laughs and Non-Scary Times. For they’re Lovable, Inflatable Zombies that are Crazy Cool and Ideal as Decor, Favors,…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Zombie Leg Purse
LMAO! I really can’t stop Laughing! This is the MOST INSANE Purse I’ve ever seen… A Zombie Leg Purse that looks just like a Bloody Gnawed off Human Leg! TOO COOL! Carry it around with your Zombie Make-Up and…
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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