Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made with a Silicone Orthodontic Nipple, this Pacifier is Designed to Exceed all Safety Standards and still Look Good at the Same Time. SWEET SUCKY UNDEAD!
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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Zombie Eye Ear Plugs
SICK!!! I SEE what you did there… Collected Eyes from Glenn and The Governor… HA! But no, these are Zombie Eyes… Gross, Bloody, Round and Gory, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Fun Undead Plugs that are Handmade, Plastic, Polymer…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Zombie Kill Counter T-Shirt
Rack em up, Rack em up… It’s a Zombie Kill Counter that keeps track of the Dead… Or Undead in this case. A Zombie Apocalypse Kill Counter T-Shirt that’s Totally Hip and Cool. Featuring a Score Board of Weapons…
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Zombie Cow Butter Dish
“Mooooooooooo-re Butter Please!” Love all things Zombie? Even Zombie Cows? HA! How could you not? For it’s the Cutest Zombie Cow Butter Dish that you’ll ever see. With bloody Lips, Green Eyes, and Bloody Organs and Ribs, this Cow,…
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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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Marvel Zombies Christmas Carol
Everyone Loves a Christmas Carol during the Holidays… And this year, make it a DEADLY one! For this Poor Soul is faced with his Grim Past, his Gruesome Present, and now his Ghoulish Future in this Fun Filled Fright….
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