Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…

This is a Ragdoll that’s surely a HIT! Literally… Talk about a Rambling Roaming Undead at your Next Party… Made to Order, these Handcrafted Fun Pinatas are Unique, Green, and Charming. Choose from 3 Different Sizes: 2′, 2.5′, or…

Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….

LMAO! This Maggot-Faced Farmer is a GREAT Haunted House Prop with Flashing Flicker White Eyes. It makes Loud Moaning Noises Amidst Creepy Background Music. The overall Length of the Zombie Farmer is approx. 5 Feet (60-inches) Tall. His Ultra-Creepy…

Oh yes, nothing but an undead around your neck, how lovely. And this zombie is a fun accessory to the zombie apocalypse, most certainly. A handmade zombie from The Walking Dead, cast from silver and SCREAMING! What a fright….

The Ultra-Smash-Hit Album “Thriller” and the Unforgettable Title Track and Video left a Huge Mark on American Pop Culture. And this King of Pop Vinyl Figure makes everyone want to get up and do the Thriller Dance! Fully Assembled…

This is so Darn Sweet… A Zombie Candle. With Brains. Of course. A Fun Gift for your Undead Friend. A Sweet Sentiment before you Dine on Blood and Guts… A Green Virus Pool Candle Tin, with a Red Ball…

HA! Nice… It’s Garland for your Next Party… But the Funny thing is… I would totally hang these all year round. For they’re Zombie Garland featuring Undead Heads, Hands and Feet… Bloody, Funny, Creepy, Dangly, Dire… Who doesn’t LOVE…