Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover… Suds up, because this Soap, made of Argan Oil, Sunflower Oil, Calendula Extract, Aloe Leaf Extract, Glycerin, and Fragrance is just what your Rotten Ass needs!
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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Zombie Reusable Hand Warmers
Buy a Few of these for your Brains, because Zombies LOVE Warm Brains. They’re a Pair of Very Cool 3.5″ Hand Warmers that will keep the BITE away from your Fingers. Fun Warmers, a Set of TWO, that Feature…
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Zombie Dog Prop
Well the Mailman better watch out with this Scary Zombie DOG! Talk about Gnarly! This Pup has seen better Days for Sure! Looking like a Green-Gray Snarling Pooch, this Freaky Monster has Huge Teeth, Bloody Gums, and Beady little…
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Zombie Smarts Game
This Game is a Fun way to Learn about the Biggest Threat to our Society… Zombies! Packed with Useful Info and Designed to Teach and at the same time, this Zombie Smarts Game could be the key to your…
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Walking Dead Michonne Sling Bag
AWESOME! It’s such a Cool, Cool Sling Bag, for it’s The Walking Dead, Michonne Katana Sling Bag that’s a MUST-HAVE for Walking Dead Fans. Made out of Canvas, you can Accessorize like one of the Baddest Zombie Killers of…
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Zombie Stalker Blacklight Poster
Get yourself a Black Light, because this Poster is gonna give you a FRIGHT! For it’s a Zombie Stalker Poster, that will GLOW under UV Light (Black Light), and it’s Bad Ass for sure! With a 3D Popped Eyeball,…
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Zombie Blast Playset
Get Ready to Gun, Run and have some FUN… For it’s a Zombie Blast Playset, that’s Ideal for ages 3 and up… (But mostly for Adults, right?) Featuring a Creepy Green Zombie with a Laser Target on his Head……
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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