The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an Awesome Armpit Farter (Dat Tru). Take an Adventure with Max as he Shows you what a Typical Day is like in the Life of An Armpit Farting Zombie Kid. “Hey, that smells like B.O.!”
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Zombie Driver Game
LOL! Speed Bump Anyone? With this Kick Ass Racing Game for the PC, you will actually Plow through the Streets Smashing Everything in your way, including Fences, Phone Booths, Street Lamps and Hordes of Zombies! With 6 Different Cars…
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Zombie Rabbit Overhead Mask
HA! This Bunny won’t be Hopping for Easter… NOPE! It’ll be Dragging. For this Bunny is Dead. err, Undead. A Funny Bunny Mask that Slips over your Rotting Head. And it’s a Ghastly sight to see… Especially with RED…
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Zombie Guitar Hanger
So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…
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Zombie Head Squishy Balls
Sweet… The Most Fun Squishy Balls you’ll ever Uncover. It’s Zombie Heads, Bright, Colorful, made of Rubber, and when Squished in your Hand, Grossness Appears; Liquid Blood with a Disgusting Surprise inside; Rats, Brains, Guts… It’s all Gory Good….
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Mushroom Pendant
Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…
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Walking Dead Chocolate Zombies
An Eye for an Eye, eh? That’s what this Yummy Treat is, for it’s Zombies, a Chocolate Feast! Zombie Head Chocolates, Scary, Creepy, so you can Bite their Brains out! HA! Handmade to order using the Finest Belgian Chocolate,…
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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