Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of blood, gore, and much needed satire. It’ll make you think twice about microwaving a PEEP… So chow down on this Kindle book. It’s a scream! :) (Found inside Scary Stories)
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Zombies Dog Collar
BOW-WOW, RUFF-RUFF, GROWL-RAWRRRRRRRR! It’s Zombies, and it’s looking for a Furry Neck. A Dog Collar that will Turn your Dog into Fun Colorful Zombie Bait. Featuring a 1.5″ Wide Martingale, with Angry Zombies in Blue, Purple, and Green. Great…
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Zombie Splat Slingshot
Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Clean Dirty Zombie Dishwasher Magnet
I love it… A Dishwasher Magnet that shows you when the dishes are clean or dirty! ZOMBIE STYLE! For the Clean Side says “Clean, ready to eat again”, and the Dirty Side reads “Dirty with Blood and Brains!” NICE!…
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Desktop Shooting Zombie Set
If I had this on my desk, I’d never get anything accomplished… Except for Shooting Zombies Heads, Brains, and BODY! YEAH BUDDY! Practice Rubber Band Target Shooting with this Desktop Target Set. Challenge your Friends and Family to Shoot…
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Men’s T-Shirt Ripped Zombie
Bring on the Scares with this Crazy Bloody T-Shirt. It’s a Zombie T-Shirt that will make everyone Scream with Laughter. Vivid Shirt, made out of 100% Polyester will fit your Man like Brains fit a Zombie’s Mouth. Looking like…
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Astro Zombie Pro Skateboard
Talk about getting some Lift… This Skateboard takes it to new Heights: SPACE! It’s a Creepy, Gross Astronaut Zombie (Called Astro Zombie), that makes this Pro Skateboard Fast and Fun. Colorful Graphics, Functional, Up-to-date, and all around Awesome, 7…
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