Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of blood, gore, and much needed satire. It’ll make you think twice about microwaving a PEEP… So chow down on this Kindle book. It’s a scream! :) (Found inside Scary Stories)
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Zombie Head Earrings
“RAWRRRR!” “RAWRRRR!” That’s Double “RAWRRRRS!” for Double Zombies. One Head on Each Earlobe… Munching Away at your Brains. “CHOMP! CHOMP!” Great Earrings, Perfect for the Undead Fan… Zombie Heads, Made of Plastic, Painted with Lots and Lots of BLOOD……
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Zombie Bookends
SWEET! Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? These Zombie Bookends are the MUST-HAVE Accessory for all Undead-Inspired Novels and Movies. Keep your Scary “Walking Dead” Collection in a Safe Place and let these Cool Bookends Guard your Books…
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Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors…
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Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays
Zombie Tramp is a Special Gal, she’s a Zombie but she’s still got her Brains, and Supernatural Powers too! So she recently had her own Series of Specials, where the Undead Queen made her way through the Holidays many…
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