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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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Zombie Birthday Cake Card
NOM NOM NOM… It’s a Birthday Cake only a Zombie would Love… More Zombies! A Three-Layered Zombie Cake that’s Ideal for your Next Undead Birthday. Fun Loving, Colorful Zombies, with Eyes and Teeth and Candles, makes the Perfect Greeting…
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Bloody Mouth Earring
What a Crazy Cool Earring (Single Earring Affectionately Called “I Brushed My Teeth!”) It’s a Bloody Mouth Zombie Head Earring! So Gory, so Different, so Scary! I LOVE IT! You’ll NEVER see another Earring like this again, that’s for…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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iPhone Undead Lightning Zombie Cable
Sometimes Zombies are Slow, sometimes Zombies are Fast… And with this Lightning Cable for the iPhone, they’re FAST!!! It’s an Undead Mobile Charging Cable that’s a Perfect Gift for any Zombie Fan, Walking Dead, Z Nation… Anybody looking for…