Severed Zombie Hand
Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like Aunt Gertrude propped up in the corner. Great for Decorations, Scaring the Crap outta the Baby, or just a Fun Chew Toy! Gnaw on this Prop… The Head’s coming next!
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Zombie Bookmark Valentine Cards
Pop-Up with these Fun Valentine’s Cards… Featuring a Pack of Valentine’s, including 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Envelopes (enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges), with 3 Styles of Kooky Zombie Bookmarks that Pop out of each Card! A Useful…
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Zombie Paper Straw Decor
Suck on this Zombies… It’s Party Straw Decor. Zombie Decor that will Turn any Drink into the Zombie Virus… Muah ha ha ha! Fun Straw Decor that you Slip over Straws at your Next Zombie Party. With 24 Different…
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Zombie Garage Door Window Decals
DON’T OPEN THE DOOR!!!! For the Garage is FULL of ZOMBIES! RAWRRRRR! It’s Ultra-Cool Zombie Hand Decals that you Stick on the Window Panes of your Garage Door… And it’s KILLER GOOD! Fun Decorations that Instantly turn your Garage,…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Zombie Cufflinks in a Presentation Box
What? Zombies in a Box? Heck no… They’re better on your Arms, and Neck, and Head, for Zombies need to Eat. Right? And all you Walking Dead Fans, or even Fans of iZombie, get a load of these Fun…
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