Redneck Zombie Jokes

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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  • Morphsuit Scary Zombie Suit

    These things Freak me out… Morphsuits! Spandex that covers you from Head to Toe and Transforms you into THE LIVING DEAD! It’s a Zombie Morphsuit, 2nd Skin, that’s See-Through, Breath-Through, and Drink-Through. Making it Fun to Wear, and Fun…

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  • Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe

    What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….

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  • Zombie Biden Car Magnet

    LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…

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  • Zombie Emotion Ouija Board

    Conjure up the Dead… er, UNDEAD, with this Creepy, Cool Ouija Board. It’s a Spirit Board that Features Zombie Emotions (Anger, Concern, Joy, Fear, Distrust), as well as the Usual Numbers, YES, NO, Personal and Subject. It’s a Board…

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  • Zombie Kid Costume

    Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…

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  • Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy

    Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…

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  • Zombie Driver Game

    LOL! Speed Bump Anyone? With this Kick Ass Racing Game for the PC, you will actually Plow through the Streets Smashing Everything in your way, including Fences, Phone Booths, Street Lamps and Hordes of Zombies! With 6 Different Cars…

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  • 3 Zombie Pathway Markers

    Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…

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