Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it at them… Yeah! “Take That!” :) Cool Tool, used for a Variety of Emergency Situations, like Cutting Seat Belts, Sharpening Knives, Whistling… You know… Zombie things! :)
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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Walking Dead Michonne Sling Bag
AWESOME! It’s such a Cool, Cool Sling Bag, for it’s The Walking Dead, Michonne Katana Sling Bag that’s a MUST-HAVE for Walking Dead Fans. Made out of Canvas, you can Accessorize like one of the Baddest Zombie Killers of…
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Crazy Zombie Carpet
SWEET! When the Zombies come, this Rug will Soak up all the Blood. Right? It’s a Crazy Zombie Carpet that’s Crazy for sure. Featuring an Area Rug measuring 31 x 20 inches and Adorned with the Most Fun Undead…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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Zombie Hand Necklace
RAWRRRRR! It’s coming… Halloween. But actually, the zombie apocalypse might come first, with the way this year is heading. Brain hungry suckers that are looking for a vaccine. Green and glowing? Probably… Just like this great zombie hand necklace….
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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