Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors to choose from: Green, Black, Tan, and cram it full of Survival Gear and Weapons. It’s a Ho Ho Brain Stomping, Blood Gushing, Head Cutting Holiday! Grab your Stocking and RUN!
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Arrow Through Severed Zombie Head
Remember that time you went to the Bar with your Friend and got Drunk? Then wanted to Play Darts? Yeah… This Zombie Head brings back lots of Fun Memories. As should, for it’s a Prop that’s Eye-Catching, indeed. A…
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Zombie Skin Cell Phone Case
CRAP! This Cell Pone Case is Wicked COOL! Looking like Crazy Bloody Zombie Skin, this Case Cover can be Ordered to Fit ANY Cell Phone! ANY! (iPhone, Samsung, Htc, Xperia etc…) That’s Awesome! So Decorate your Phone with a…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Fathers Day Zombie Gift Basket
Dad will love this… It’s a Fun Filled Survival Kit that features plenty to sink your teeth into: Brain Food (Trail Mix); Protein (Jack Link’s Beef Jerky); TNT (Pop Rocks); Twinkies; Ammo (Party Poppers); Gun (Squirt Gun); Rations (Clif…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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