Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors to choose from: Green, Black, Tan, and cram it full of Survival Gear and Weapons. It’s a Ho Ho Brain Stomping, Blood Gushing, Head Cutting Holiday! Grab your Stocking and RUN!
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie Alert
LOL! I NEED THIS… It’s a Zombie Alert Button that “Alerts” Everyone that the Zombie Apocalypse has begun… The Hilarious Phrases Include: “Zombie Alert! Zombie Alert!”, “Zombie Detected in Premises!”, “Attention: Zombies Ahead!”, “Warning! You have been Exposed to…
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The Zombie Chasers Book
It’s Halloween… It’s Zombies, the Undead, they’re coming for YOU…. RUNNNNN! For as these Kids in the Zombie Chasers Book find out, the Undead have Infested the Streets, and are filling the air with Deathly Moans and the Stench…
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Zombie Apocalypse Buddy Ring Set
If you’re going into the Zombie Apocalypse, you better bring a Friend along. For it’s going to be Dire. So Tag your Pal (Male or Female) with a Friendship Ring that’s Engraved “Zombie Apocalypse Buddy”. It’s Ideal for Zombie…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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If Dog Dies, We Riot T-Shirt
This is a New Take… The Famous Walking Dead Saying that’s been around forever: “If Daryl Dies, We Riot!” That’s Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead. And nobody wants him to go. And now, with the New Season, he…
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