I Heart Brains Zombie Gloves
Gotta keep those Rotting Fingers Warm… You could Sink them into a Nice Skull Cavity and Scoop out some Brains, or you could just slip on some I Heart Brains Gloves and stay Toasty all Winter! Cute Gloves, Black Stretch Knit Gloves with the Zombie I Heart Brains Detailing. Unisex, with “I Heart BR” on one Hand, and “AINS” on the other. Plus, you could also buy them for Dyslexic Brian! Just sayin…
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Zombie Sleeve Arm Warmer
Ain’t nothing better on your Arm than a Zombie… Or should I say ZOMBIES! For it’s an Arm Sleeve that Features Zombies, Brains, and Rainbows. What’s not to LOVE? A Fun Sleeve that keeps your Palm, Wrist and Arm…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Hamlet DVD
“To Be, or not to Be: that is the Question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to Suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of Troubles, And by Opposing end them?…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Doctor Face Mask
Gnarly! This Face Mask Costume is Crazy Cool! It’s a Bloody Zombie Face Mask, which allows you to be a Doctor, Surgeon, Dentist, Nurse… That’s a Freaking Bloody Flesh Eater! Full of Blood and Teeth, this Horrifying Face Mask,…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie Valentine Day Party
What a Fun Kindle Download for Valentine’s Day… The Rancid Family wants to help mend their Friendships with their Human Friends. What better way than to Invite them to a Valentine’s Day Party? The Kids make Invitations and help…
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