Zombie Turkey Rubber Stamp
LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a Zombie Turkey with Swollen Beady Eyes, a Rotten Beak, Rambling around with it’s Wings Up… It’s coming to get you Barbara! And all your Paperwork too… HA!
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Yellow Zombie Skin Torso Shirt
SICKKKKKKKKKK! What a Great Shirt to Wear for your Zombie Costume… Awesome Gory Details. WOW! Ribs, Guts, Zombie Munch… It’s a Bloody Undershirt like you’ve never seen before. Made with Permablood, Spray Adhesive, Paint, Latex, and Spandex, this Skin…
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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TWD Rick Grimes Head Sculpture
Oh Gosh… It’s Rick Grimes. Decapitated. I hope this isn’t a Foreshadowing of things to come. It’s a Hand-Carved, Head Sculpture of none other than Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. Beautifully Detailed, looks just like him… With his…
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