Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to Stock them up for New Years, and the Zombie Apocalypse, of course. Dip in, Munch, they’re Bloody Good FUN!
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Zombie Pop Molds
Instead of a Zombie Popping you in it’s Mouth… How about you Reverse the Bite? Bite the Head off the Undead; it’s Quite Refreshing. Especially when that Head is a Delicious Frozen Treat like a Popsicle. Playful Walking Dead…
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Zombie Face T-Shirt
What a Kick Ass Cool Zombie! This Mountain Zombie Face Adult Sized T-Shirt Features an Over-Sized Relaxed Fit, with Reinforced Double-Stitching on all Seams. After Dyeing they are Washed and Dried, so they Arrive Comfortable, Pre-Shrunk and Ready to…
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Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette
Gobble RAWRRRRRR! It’s a Zombie Thanksgiving with this Insanely Bloody Gobble Book. Appropriately called “Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette of the Zombie Apocalypse”, this ebook is a Kindle Edition, FREE, and about Mark and Sheryl, on Thanksgiving, and finding themselves…
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I Ate Zombies Card Game
This “I Ate Zombies Card Game” is Based on the Popular “I Have” Card Game. The Winner is the First Person to Run out of Cards, Racing to Drop Zombie, Werewolf, Vampire and other Horror Creature Cards into the…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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Corpse Zombie Head Display
Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…
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Bloody Zombie Ring
Oh this Ring reminds me of the Time I stuck my Finger in a Zombies Head… Yeah, a Total Nightmare. But this Ring is a Gorgeous Nightmare that anyone can own. A Zombie Ring that’s made from a Creepy…
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