Vermont Zombie Teddy Bear
This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15 inches tall, Red Eyes, a Razor-Heart Tattoo, Lifetime Guarantee, and a Perfect Gift for your Ghoul-Friend on Valentine’s. I Heart You… Oh YES I do! :)
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Cleaver Thru Head Zombie Costume
Give everyone a Fright when they see you with a Cleaver through your Head. Especially when you’re UNDEAD! It’s a Great Costume, a Great Joke, Trick, Prank… A Zombie with a Cleaver through its Head… How Awesome! Ideally Sized…
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Dashboard Zombie
You take your Dog for a Ride… Why not your Zombie? HA! This Vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a Gruesome 5-1/2″ Figure of a Brain Hungry Terror that Stands atop an Adhesive Base and Waggles its Rotting Limbs at you…
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Beware Zombies Mouth Face Mask
Freak people out at Airports with this Creepy Face Mask… It’s a Mask that covers your Nose and Mouth and makes quite a statement. A Fun Face Mask that’s White with Red Blood Splatters and Reads “BEWARE ZOMBIES”. 100%…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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I Love Your Guts Zombie Gift Basket
Awwwwww! I Love your GUTS! This Gift Basket is Festive and BLOODY! Featuring a Wonderful Collection of Toys and Candy that are just Oozing everything Zombie (even includes a Squirt Gun for those Zombie Hordes). It’s the Perfect Way…
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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