Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth, a Bloody Scar, an Adorable Onesy, Black Fingernails, and Eyes straight from HELL… He’s just Hungry. And today, Milk won’t work. Must have BRAINSSSSSS! “MUNCH!”
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Zombie Cats Pillow
What a Great Throw Pillow… And trust me, you just may want to THROW it! Featuring 9 Zombie Cats Printed on a Plush Black Background, with Big Eyes, Bloody Scars and all the Freaky Cat Stares, this Pillow will…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Animal Zombies!
Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…
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Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting
What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…
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Walking Dead Punk Zombie Figure
If you’re GUNG-HO about the New Walking Dead Series just Leaked (Premiering Spring 2020), then Stock up on Zombies, and let’s get this Party Started. For the show will Highlight a Brand New Cast, from the beginning of the…
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Paper Shooters Zombie Slayer Kit
How do you Kill a Paper Zombie? With a Paper Shooter. Of course. And with this Fun Zombie Slayer Kit, you’ll be Cranking out the Paper and Bringing down the Dead… Such a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan….
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