Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect for the Patio, Lawn or Garden, this Gnomes will Scare away the Crows, Cats, and Neighbors… It’s just a LITTLE Bite, right? Nom-Nom-Nom!
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African Voodoo Zombie Mask
Holy Moly, I would Crap my Pants if I saw this in an Alley… Talk about Frightening. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s VooDoo Heaven. Featuring an African VooDoo Zombie Mask, with Dried Dark Skin, Sunken Cheeks, Rib Cage, Neck……
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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Wooden Smiley Face Zombie Bracelet
Ok. How Fun. Zombie Bracelet(s)… Smiley Face Zombies (aren’t they always Happy to Eat you?), Handmade using Wood; Lignum Vitae, Maple, Ebony, Iroko, Beads… To Form a Bracelet Ideal for any Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, iBrain Zombie… You…
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Walking Dead Negan Lucille Poster
Incredible likeness… It’s a Poster Print of Negan from the Walking Dead. Negan and his Trusty Bat; Lucille (Can’t wait to see what happens tonight)… Featured in All Lovely Shades of Black, and Generous Amounts of RED, you’ll just…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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Roll Them Bones Zombie Dice Game
Zombies!!! Roll Them Bones! Simulates the coming Zombie Apocalypse in Dice Game form. Each player desperately tries to Defeat all of the Zombies in their path and be the first to Grab the last seat on the Helicopter; 6…
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Zombie Head Squishy Balls
Sweet… The Most Fun Squishy Balls you’ll ever Uncover. It’s Zombie Heads, Bright, Colorful, made of Rubber, and when Squished in your Hand, Grossness Appears; Liquid Blood with a Disgusting Surprise inside; Rats, Brains, Guts… It’s all Gory Good….
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