Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer Snowboarding Skills to Defeat the Raging Aprés-Ski Undead once and for all. Hop aboard, it’s Zombies, Blood and SNOW! What more could you ask for?
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Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds,…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Epic Zombies Strategy Board Game
Do you Collect Weapons, Kill Zombies, or Work Towards Completing Objectives? Completing 3 Objectives Wins you the Game, but the Zombies could Overrun the Mall and that would be the end of you! Just a Few Minutes to Set-up,…
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Walking Dead – Negan Action Figure
Oh God! That Negan, always Clowning around… Bobbing his Head back and forth, waving that Bat! Sheesh! Who does he think he is? Some Bad Man from The Walking Dead? HA! This is one Action Figure that will Certainly…
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Scary Zombie Eye Ring
This Resin Ring is Fun, Scary, and Oh SO PERFECT! It’s a Dark Gothic Zombie Eye with a Cracked Face Graphic that’s Sealed Under Resin. Plus, you can View the Art from any Angle! Sweet! “The Eyes are the…
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Zombie Obama Mask
LMAO! It’s the Barack Obama Zombie, or affectionately called “Zombama” HA! What a Funny Parody Mask this is. I can only imagine wearing it at the next Gala… LOL This Mask, which looks like Obama got Bit and turned…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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