Zombie King Night Light
Yeah, this is Exactly what I want to see every night when I go to bed… A Zombie King Crawling towards me, lit-up, of course. For it’s a Frightening Night Light, that’s a Zombie Lovers Delight. With a High Definition Image, this Night Light is 2-1/2″ X 3-1/2″, Created out of High Quality Strong Acrylic, Features an On/Off Button, a Bright Bulb, and will Light up your Nightmares, for sure!
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Zombie Press On Nails
Whoa! These are sick… Imagine raking your nails across your brains… LOVELY! They’re zombie press-on nails, that will transform your fingers, into the undead. Horrifying nails that looks just a zombie would; dark, ragged, bloody, rotting, decayed, and FUN!…
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Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Zombie Love Lip Balm
Oh Yeah… Great Gift! Give those Crispy Lips some Moisture… You can’t be all Dead and Bloody, right? And with this Fun Tube of Lip Balm, your Lips will be ready for some Zombie Loving. For it’s Zombie Love…
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Zombie and Grave Cellphone Holder
HA! This is a Great Place to Store your Phone when it DIES… :) A Cellphone Holder that’s Ideal for any Zombie Fan. For the Holder is a Cold Cast Resin Zombie and Tombstone Grave… RAWRRRRRR! 7″ High x…
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Walking Dead Walker Rot
YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy,…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Inhuman Squishy Zombie
A Zombie Outbreak is no Game. You have to use your Braaains! The Dead are Walking and it’s up to you to Solve the Mystery and Stop the Zombie Epidemic. Follow the Clues in the Short Graphic Novel and…
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