Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup

September 16, 2017

Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from Bulging Muscles, and Ready to Adorn your Home with that Squinty Bad-Ass Look. 70″H x 34″W, this Cardboard Cutout makes a Unique Gift for the Undead Fan. High Quality Custom Print that’s 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Zombunny Crochet Pattern

LMAO! Create your own zombie rabbit (zombunny) with this ultra sweet crochet pattern. Double read that… it’s NOT a finished item. It is a crochet pattern, pdf file only… it’s ideal for those who crochet. And ideal for Birthday’s,…

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Severed Fingers

Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…

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Zombie Parts Cookies

“CRUNCH!” That’s a Zombie Bone Cracking under my Teeth… YUM! These Fun Zombie Treats are Almond Shortbread Cookies called “Zombie Parts”. Looking like Zombie Fingers with Gross Yellow Nails, these come 5 to a Box, and you get 12…

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The Walking Dead Dog Funko Pop

Okay, this is just too darn cute. It’s DOG… Daryl’s dog from The Walking Dead, appropriately named “Dog”… Such a hoot. Or a woof. Now turned into the most darling Funko Pop… A Dog Funko Pop, brown and black,…

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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny

Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…

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Farting Zombie Coloring Book

LOL Oh man, I LOVE this Coloring Book… Talk about a HOOT! Or a TOOT! It’s a Farting Zombie Coloring Book that’s right up your back alley. HA! This Incredible Adult Coloring Book (Best-Seller) is the Perfect way to…

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Neon Zombie Motorcycle Timing Cover

SICK! Creep out your motorcycle with this ultra-cool and green neon zombie timing cover. Each zombie timing cover is made out of neon green Plexiglas and comes with 4 nylon washers and two 8-32 1/2″ stainless steel hex bolts….

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Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…

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