LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…

Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

This Absurdly Fun Mash-Up of one of the Most Popular Table-Top Game ever, Cribbage, features a Creepy Zombie March with Twisted Rules and Game Components for a New Generation of Players, including a Custom-Illustrated Deck of Cards. Points earned…

LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a…

Deck your Bed, your Couch, your Head, with a Lovely Plush Pillow, ZOMBIE-STYLE! Featuring a Stuffed Cushion, Shaped like a Zombie, Measuring 16″ x 12″, it’s Ideal for Halloween and all the Spooks in-between. With an Undead Fingers, Dark…

It may not be cold out, but this is too good to pass up. Zombie Ear-Warmers that are TOASTY GOOD FUN! A Green Undead Crochet Band that wraps around your Head and keeps your Ears and Brains WARM! Bright…

Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…

If the Zombies are coming, you better have your Zombie Socks on, because those Suckers are fast! Fun Zombie Socks for the Zombie Lover… 9 Unique and Colorful Socks, made out of 98% Polyester and 2% Spandex, will Adorn…