Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood, Bones, and Part of his Face Torn off Exposing Morbid Teeth Beneath. Perfect for your Christmas Tree or Stocking! Buy this Handmade Walking Dead Elf TODAY!
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Zombie Lace Up Canvas Long Boots
Creeeeepy! It’s Lace-Up Canvas Shoes that are UNDEAD, for sure. Zombie Hands, crawling out of these Tall, Long Boots, are just Frightening and Fun. Colorful and Bloody Women’s Shoes, Nylon-Canvas, Rubber Sole, Side Zipper Closure, Premium Canvas Material, Anti-Skid…
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Zombie Rotting Flesh Bangle
Such a lovely piece of Jewelry… Bursting Skin, Bloody Holes, Puss filled Blisters… YUM! It’s the Coolest, Creepiest Bangle Bracelet you’ll ever Wear, for it’s handmade out of Polymer Clay, using Acrylic Paint, Wood, Matte Varnish, and Gloss Varnish…
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Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee
“RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such…
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Set of 3 Zombie Cookie Cutters
If you’re dead, you’re going to be TORN between Brainsssss and Cookiesssss…. Because these cookies are undead fun. A set of 3 cookie cutters, that create cookies shaped like zombies; Head, Heart in Zombie Hand, & Zombie Foot. Approx….
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Pixel Zombie Costume Socks
Oh my Toe-Jam will love this! It’s Zombie Socks that are Pixelated, Green, Bony, and Cool! Short Socks that will cover those Feet when the Cold Dead Flesh starts to Rot off… Okay, so you need a Shower. Sometimes…
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Crochet Green Zombie Ear-Warmer
It may not be cold out, but this is too good to pass up. Zombie Ear-Warmers that are TOASTY GOOD FUN! A Green Undead Crochet Band that wraps around your Head and keeps your Ears and Brains WARM! Bright…
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Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
Jesus… More Walkers!!! It’s a Never-Ending Horde with The Walking Dead Universe. So BOB on over to Amazon and get yourself some Bloody Fun. It’s a Funko POP Television: The Walking Dead – Jesus Action Figure, and it’s Classy,…
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Walking Dead Crossbow Double Ring
Niceeeee! It’s a Bad Ass Ring that Every Walking Dead Fan will want. For it’s a Crossbow Ring (Thanks Daryl Dixon), that’s Gold Tone, Fierce, and takes up TWO Fingers at a time. A Double Ring that fills your…
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