Zombie Identification Guide Poster
Talk about BLOODY! It’s a Gift any Zombie Fan will LOVE. A Fun, Humorous, Zombie Identification Guide Poster that’s already FRAMED and ready to Hang. A High-Quality, High-Res, 12″ x 18″ Poster (in a 14″ x 20″ Frame with an Attractive Black Finish) that’s right up your Undead Alley. Premium Composite Wood Moulding Construction for Years of Enjoyment (or until the Real Horde arrives). Artwork is Protected by UV Resistant Plexiglass, so get yours TODAY!
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Zombie Hand & Arm Gloves
Love these… For the problem with zombies, you only get a hand, a leg, a limb, a brain… It’s always body parts, here, there, everywhere… It makes costumes rather difficult and distracting. Which is why this hand glove is…
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Zombie Jackson in a Box
“Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain’t no Second Chance against the Thing with Forty Eyes, Girl. Thriller, Thriller Night…” Makes you Want to Sing and Dance. Ain’t nothing better than the Thriller Dance. And Michael Jackson as…
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Zombie and Grave Cellphone Holder
HA! This is a Great Place to Store your Phone when it DIES… :) A Cellphone Holder that’s Ideal for any Zombie Fan. For the Holder is a Cold Cast Resin Zombie and Tombstone Grave… RAWRRRRRR! 7″ High x…
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Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…
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