Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath Spray (so know one will know you’ve been eating Brains). A Cool Minty Taste that will Repel the Undead and Fortify your Breath. Smell that? It’s YOU! So get the Cure TODAY!
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Pin Cushion Zombie Action Figure
This is Awesome! A 5″ Tall Zombie Figure that you can Stab, Impel, Chop, Slice and Dice, every day of the week. For it’s the Famous Pin Cushion Zombie from The Walking Dead. A Zombie that comes with Cool…
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Man Eater Zombie Prop
GROSS! That looks just like Grandma… This Man-Eater Zombie Prop is Frightening indeed. With a Hungry Zombie Chowing down on a Dismembered Hand, this Bloody Corpse is a Feast for Sore Eyes. It’s a 6 Foot Tall, Standing Zombie…
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Zombie Hand Incense Holder
When you’re lighting your Incense, try not to set the Zombie on fire… Because this Zombie Arm and Hand, are Severed Limbs that appropriately hold Incense (The Perfect way to cover up that Rotting Smell). A Fun Undead Incense…
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Zombie Head Pendant
Oh Man… It’s a Zombie Head… And a Pendant. And it’s Crazy Creepy Cool. Featuring a Handmade Undead Head, Cast in Pewter, and Suspended on a Black Satin Cord Necklace. Gnarly! Measuring 1 3/8″ Tall x 5/8″ Wide, this…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Pop-Out Zombie Bookmark Valentines
This Bookmark Valentine Card Pack lets your Child give more than just a Valentine Greeting to their Friends – they get to give FUN! Featuring 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Real Envelopes – enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges,…
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Zombie Easter Eggs
LMAO!!!! These are FUN! Ideal Easter Eggs for the Walking Dead Fan, for sure. Great White Eggs, with Zombie Silhouettes, Splatters of Bright Red Blood, and the Words: THEY ARE RISEN! Awesome! What more could you ask for? A…
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