Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun to Touch until you actually Kill them. HA! Comes with 6 Pellets and Zombie Plant Seeds. It Sprouts in Just Days! Awesome!
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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Zombie Dog Arm Puppet
“BarrrrRrrrRrrRRR-Rawwwrrrr-Rar!” That’s a Zombie Dog. And he’s attached to your Arm. Could be worse, could be your Neck. But in this Case, it’s a Zombie Puppet that’s the Ideal Toy for any Undead Girl or Boy. Featuring a Sick…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie Legos
You know, if you have Legos, any kind of Legos, you’re gonna need some Lego Zombies. Really. Why not? Some Undead to Destroy all those Happy, Cheery, Smiling Faces… Fun Zombies, Lego Style. Featuring Bloody Shirts, Grey Heads, Evil…
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Dabbing Zombie 2018 New Years T-Shirt
LMAO! What a better way to start off the New Years… DEAD! HA! And you can do just that with this Fun, Festive, Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt. With the New Year 2018, this Undead Head will ring in the Ball…
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Minecraft Zombie Costume
This is fun… It’s a kids Minecraft costume zombie pigman, so you can impress your friends this Halloween or costume party. 100% polyester jumpsuit with polyurethane square foam headpiece. Child size Minecraft outfit is made of soft, breathable material…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Car Window Zombie Grabber
Oh, come on. Let Grandpa outta the car. Sheesh! He’s been in there for 3 months, he’s rather Hungry I’d say. Looking for a little Fright for your Vehicle? Some Fun Gory Decal that’s Ideal for the Fogged up…
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