Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…
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Zombie Combat Academy Ring
WOW! Now this is a Bad-Ass Ring! It’s a Graduation Ring like you’ve never seen before… From Zombie School! This Zombie Combat Academy Ring is Stunning! It’ll look Perfect with some Splashes of Blood… Just sayin! Plated Metal Ring,…
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Plants vs Zombies Figures
Gamers will LOVE to Collect these PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES 2 Inch Figures! This Ultra-Cool Set of Six Figures includes Fan-Favorites from the Popular Game “Plants VS Zombies” (a PopCap Game) such as Bonk Choy, Snapdragon, Bloomerang, Regular Zombie, Pirate…
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Santa Claus Zombie Car Decal
This is what Everyone looks like as they Romp through the Traffic, Hustle of Bustle and Hordes of People, Long Check Out Lines, and Picked over Merchandise… A Little Zombish! And just like Santa, with Green Skin and the…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Zombie Cribbage
This Absurdly Fun Mash-Up of one of the Most Popular Table-Top Game ever, Cribbage, features a Creepy Zombie March with Twisted Rules and Game Components for a New Generation of Players, including a Custom-Illustrated Deck of Cards. Points earned…
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Animal Zombie Stickers
Zombie Dogs, Birds, Cats, and Rabbits… Sounds Fun to me. Especially when you can attach them to anything, or anyone. With Funny Faces, Colorful Bodies, Bulging Eyes and Skulls, you’ll Stick these Suckers EVERYWHERE! With 14 Stickers in all,…
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