Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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Zombie Morphsuit Costume
What a Crazy Costume… Talk about a Nightmare. It’s a One-Piece Morphsuit that’s made out of Polyester and Elastane… and it will put the Fright in Halloween. Looking like a Stitched Dead Body (Frankenstein), it’s a Weird Mixture of…
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Walking Dead String Lights
ME WANT! These Lights are PERFECT for any Walking Dead Fan… They are Zombie Head String Lights that are Cool Cool Cool… And Creepy! 9 Feet of 10 Light up Zombies that will look Amazing Stringing across your Window…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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Goosebumps Zombie Halloween
It’s Zombies, R.L. Stine, Goosebumps, and Halloween… Fun Stuff! Kenny was the new kid. His family moved into an Old House to help take care of his Grandfather. Everyone in the neighborhood is Obsessed with Zombies–even Grandpa! But something…
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Aaah! Zombies!! Amazon Prime Movie
Got Amazon Prime? Good, because the Zombies are coming… (Did you know that Prime had so many Zombie Movies?) With your Prime Membership, you can Watch this Awesome Undead Comedy, that’s Scary, Hilarious, and a Good Bloody Time. Aaah!…
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Zombie Air Gun Target Shoot
Get your Pellet Air Guns Ready, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Or at least, it’s coming. With the Zombie Deer Virus and all… So Prepare your Aim with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Target Shoot. It’s a Magnetic Knockdown Pellet…
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Zombie Eyes Guitar Pick Necklace
Sweet… Here’s looking at you… With Zombie Eyes! (Sounds like a song). Fun Guitar Pick Necklace sporting Creepy Dark Zombie Eyes, dangling from a Gunmetal Link Chain with Two Dark Red Beady Tears… SICK! 18″ end to end, it’s…
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