Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Silly Zombie Socks
OKAY, I literally laughed out loud when I saw these Socks (And so will everyone else). They really are quite SILLY. Fun, Green Zombie Socks that make your Feet look like Undead Rotting Appendages. Green Skin, Yellow Toes, and…
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Zombie Killer T-Shirt
HA! This Shirt looks like you were Attacked while Playing Football… It’s the ZOMBIE Apocalypse, RUNNNNN! But no Worries, because you are on the ZOMBIE KILLER Team, and you’re looking to Kick Butt! And you know what? There’s nothing…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Remote Control Walking Zombie
“Rawrrrrrrrr!” That’s me… Walking my Pet Zombie all over the place… And it’s easy with this Remote Controlled Zombie Walker. This Dead Dude Walks… err, Stumbles around at your Command. One Push of the Button Activates his Brain and…
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Titanic Zombie Love Pic
“Near, far, wherever you are… I believe that the heart does go on.” And On. And On. In Zombieville… Land or Sea. Especially with this Hilarious “Zombie” Titanic Poster. Wonderful Hand-Drawn Artwork Featuring Jack and Rose, Undead, Posing on…
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Zombie Eyes Guitar Pick Necklace
Sweet… Here’s looking at you… With Zombie Eyes! (Sounds like a song). Fun Guitar Pick Necklace sporting Creepy Dark Zombie Eyes, dangling from a Gunmetal Link Chain with Two Dark Red Beady Tears… SICK! 18″ end to end, it’s…
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Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this…
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Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball in the Middle of Green Cheese and a Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! Made with Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten… Brains First! Comes on it’s own Dark…
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