Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Zombie Sleep Mask
When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
Nice! I’ve always wanted some Zombie Feet Dangling from my Ears! I like to Sniff the Toe Jam and Nibble on those Crusty Nails… Yeah… And now you can have Fun with these Green, Dead Feet as well… For…
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Zombie Frapp Enamel Pin
LOL If only Zombies thought about Starbucks Frappuccinos, I wouldn’t have to Worry about Tripping you. Right? A Great “Starbucks Loving” Zombie Fool, Featuring a Green Zombie (Missing Tooth, Lazy Eyes, Outstretched Arms) Searching, Roaming, Dreaming about that Ice…
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Terminus Map Poster
Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Zombie Platform Pumps
Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…
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Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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