Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Zombie Fashion Beanie
Okay, Okay, this isn’t officially a “Zombie” Beanie… Blood, Brains, Green Skin… Close enough. It’s a Frankenstein Beanie… Wait, wasn’t he the original Undead? :) Either way, this Creepy Beanie is a Fashion Statement for sure. Sewn, Stitched, a…
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Zombie Feet Bookmark
Awwww, they’re so Adorable. Little Green Toes, Torn Pants, Bloody Stitches… Such Delightful Feet, Dead, Sticking straight up from your Horror Book… Because these Feet are ZOMBIE FEET! A Handmade Bookmark, created out of Polymer Clay, Plastic and Acrylic…
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Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts
Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie Pea Brains Snack
Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…
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Zombie-Opoly Board Game
Zombie-Opoly is a Monopoly Zombie Themed Property Trading Game that’s to Die for! Choose your Token, Shamble to RRrrrrr, and Roll the Dice. You get Sculpted Playing Tokens, Game Board, Questions, Property Deeds and Paper Money. Buy Boxes of…
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Zombie Hunter Kit
You’ll be Fully Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Cool Zombie Hunter Kit! This Kit includes Axe, Machete, Bullets, Dog Tags and a Belt to hold Everything! Made out of Polypropylene, PVC, Polyurethane, and Plastic, this Kit is…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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