Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Vinyl Idolz Shaun of the Dead Figure
Lovely… It’s the Funko Vinyl Idolz – Shaun of the Dead Vinyl Figure, featuring the Elongated Exaggerated, and Cartoonish Vinyl Figure from the 2004 Horror Comedy Film (Shaun of the Dead), a man attempting trying to Cope with an…
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Zombie Bloody Handprint Suit
This is Gnarly! Featuring a Zombie Handprint Suit that’s been Grabbed by the Entire Bloody Horde. Included in this Fine Package is a Terrifying Fully Lined Jacket, Tie, and Blood Splattered Pants… All which will make you instantly look…
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Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth
Billy-Bob makes the Best Funny Teeth Ever. And Now, you can Zombie it up with Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth. Featuring Fake Teeth, that you Slip over your own Teeth, that instantly transforms your Mouth into the Walking Dead. One set…
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Baby Zombie Poncho
Awww… Such a cute little zombie. All green, and soft, and mushy… It’s a poncho perfect for your small creature. Simply drape it over your child’s head and velcro the cape around… With great big eyes, a gapping mouth,…
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Zofie the Zombie Brooch
LMAO! This Brooch is a SCREAM! Literally! For it’s a Zombie Brooch Pin, that’s Zofie, the Zombie! Featuring a Morbid Zombie Head, Shrunken Cheeks, Haunting Red Eyes, Framed in an Ornate, Antique Style Brooch that’s Ideal for your Hat,…
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Zombie Costume Brain Pack
Every Zombie needs this: Brains! Right? And with this Great Costume Accessory, you’ll look like a Zombie, for sure. It’s a Brain. a Brain Pack that features a Realistic looking Human Brain Prop made out of 100% Polyvinyl Chloride,…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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