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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie Eyeglass Holder
LMAO! This thing cracks me up… It’s a Fun Zombie Head, Bloody, Gory, Chains around it’s Neck… IDEAL for your Dresser, Counter, Bathroom… And it does something you’d never expect: It holds your Eyeglasses! HA! (OR even Sunglasses, even…
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Zombie Last Supper
Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds
Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…
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Plush Zombie House with Zombies/Pet
Awwww, they never had Zombies to play with when I was a kid… But today, RAWWRRRRRR! It’s Zombie-Time with this Fun Undead Playset. Featuring Plush Toys, Zombies, a Pet Black Cat, and even a Zombie Haunted House. Zombie House…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain
Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…













