Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Zombie Trophy
You WON by a limb… Or something like that. Because this trophy is perfect for the dead at heart. And zombies, of course. It’s a beautifully custom made zombie trophy, featuring a 2 column green trophy and a gold…
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Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting
What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie LED Lighted Art
Sick! It’s zombie wall art… that lights up! Featuring a beautiful green and blue zombie print, that features the elegant undead, and the dead never sleep, equipped with LED lights that encompass the art and light it up for…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Negan Whisperer Mask
Okay, this freaks me out. Just imagine… You, with your Walking Dead Comic book Collection, all your Funko Pop figures, the Governor’s Fish Tank, Negan’s Bat, the Bicycle Girl Prop, and of course, the Whisper’s Mask that Negan wore….
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Zombie Road Trip Board Game
The World you know is Gone! The Dead have Risen and want your Brainssss! In this Zombie Road Trip Game, you’ll Travel though the Wasteland in Search of a Cure. Carry out Actions, Collect Ammo Tokens and Toll Passes,…
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Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too…
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