Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or should I say “BRAINSSSSSS!” It’s a Fun, Square Ornament that you can Dangle anywhere; from your Rear View Mirror, your Ceiling Fan, your Ear Lobe… It’s Undead, it’s Colorful, and it’s July 4th BABY! Have a Blast! Just stay away from the Horde…
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Mushroom Pendant
Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…
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Carol Blade From The Walking Dead
It’s Carol Peletier from The Walking Dead. Not only will she tell you to “Look at the Flowers”, but she’ll also Bake you Cookies and Slit your Throat. All without Batting an Eyelash. And this Particular Blade reads Carol…
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Zombie Brain Necklace
Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…
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Bigfoot Vs. Zombies DVD
Sweet… I LOVE all things Big Foot, and seeing Sasquatch battle ZOMBIES… AWESOME! A Scientist Creates a Toxic Cocktail that slowly leaks into the Local Population, creating Flesh-Eating Zombies – and only one Creature of Legend can stop the…
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Green Zombie Bobblehead
“Do you want some Brains?” (The Bobblehead Nods Yes) “Do you want a Tic Tac?” (The Bobblehead Bites my Arm…) Well, that Escalated Quickly! But with this Fun Green Undead Foe, everything’s a Nod, a Bounce, or Twist, for…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Zombie Walking Cane
The really Cool thing about this Cane… It not only looks Great with a Costume, but it can Crack those Zombies in the Head like Whack-a-Mole! SPLAT! It’s an Undead Walking Cane that’s Creepy, Fun, and Bloody too. 37″…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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