Zombie Kite

July 7, 2018

Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds… “Where do Zombies eat Dinner?” “The Living Room!” “What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Bean?” “Human Bean!” “Why do Zombies Sleep?” “Because they are Dead Tired!” HA HA… Now Go Fly a Kite!

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Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Ed Statue

LOL “Who Died and made you F***in King of the Zombies?” HA! This is a Highly Detailed Premium Motion Statue of the Lovely Pet Zombie; Ed. Ed’s Corpse comes to Life in this 8″ Hand-Painted Homage to that Friend…

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Zombie Toe Necklace

Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…

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Zombie Degree

This is a Custom Gag Diploma Certificate from Zombie State University! It’s Fully Customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your Choice! It’s a Great Custom Novelty Gift with a Personalized Touch. Top Quality Certificate also includes Official…

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Transparent Zombie Mask

Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…

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Walking Dead Escape Room in a Box

If you love escape rooms, you’ll die for this… It’s The Walking Dead themed escape room in a box. A fun board game you can do at home with all your undead friends and walkers. 4 to 8 players…

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Zombie Prank Mail

HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…

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Zombie Cat Iron On Patch

LOL Insert Dead Cat Joke Here… Ha! What’s not to Love about Cats… Especially Zombie Cats. Which is why this Dead Zombie Cat Patch, is right up your Torn Jeans Alley. Featuring a Fun, Colorful Iron On Patch that…

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Zombie Spandex Lycra Bodysuit

This Zombie themed Zentai Suit takes all the Fuss out of Finding the Perfect Zombie Costume. It’s made of a Spandex/Lycra Blend and Features a Green Body Suit with a Scary Face, Exposed Organs and Bones as well as…

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