Zombie Tarot Card Reading
Wait a Minute… A Zombie Tarot Card READING? Did you know you could do this? Get a Real Tarot Card Reading ONLINE? WHAT FUN!!! This $5.00+ price is for One Reading with a Zombie Tarot Deck. It’s the Perfect Deck for Creepy Nights and Haunted Dead… Let the Zombies Predict your Future! Choose between many Different Readings: One Oracle Card, 4-Card Spread, the Broken Heart, the Gravestone, the Eyeball, the Severed Head and more… “RAWRRRR!”
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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Zombie Epidemic DVD
This is a Must see… While you still have your brains. It’s Zombie Epidemic: An in Depth Look at the Walking Dead! A Mockumentary with the Perspective: “What if Zombies were an actual part of our lives?” How would…
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
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Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering!…
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Zombie Survival Tote Bag
Zombie Lovers, carry around your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in this Lovely Tote Bag! This Quality Crafted Tote is made out of Durable, yet Light-Weight, Poly Poplin Fabric. The Seams and Stress Points are Double Stitched, Washable, and Features…
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