Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in Haiti (Grown, Processed, and Managed by Local Workers). It’s just the Coffee one needs when you feel like a Zombie (Mombie) in the Morning. Wake up the Dead and Drink up… This Coffee is LIVELY!
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Custom Zombie Pillow Cover
This is a Fun Gift… A Personalized Throw Pillow Case Cover that you can lay your Head on, when your Brains Drain out… SWEET! A Pillow Case Cover, 20″ by 20″ Made out of Durable Cotton Linen, with an…
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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Beware Zombies Doormat
Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Rising From The Grave Lamp
Yikes, don’t Touch that Desk Lamp… For it’s a Frightening Zombie that’s IDEAL for any Zombie Loving Fan. A Creepy, Crawly Zombie that’s rising up out of the Grave, reaching for your Flesh, Bones and Brains. Fun Lamp that’s…
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Light Up Zombie Hand
What a COOL Plastic Decoration Prop for your Garden or Graveyard! It’s a Light Up Zombie Hand that Looks SPOOKY Outside, and looks Incredible Inside as well (Stick it in your Couch or Doritos Bowl and Freak People OUT!)…
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