Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in Haiti (Grown, Processed, and Managed by Local Workers). It’s just the Coffee one needs when you feel like a Zombie (Mombie) in the Morning. Wake up the Dead and Drink up… This Coffee is LIVELY!
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Zombie Jesus Flask
LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel…
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Walking Dead String Lights
ME WANT! These Lights are PERFECT for any Walking Dead Fan… They are Zombie Head String Lights that are Cool Cool Cool… And Creepy! 9 Feet of 10 Light up Zombies that will look Amazing Stringing across your Window…
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Beware I Bite T-Shirt
Give everyone Fair Warning when you Decide to Wear this Officially Licensed AMC “The Walking Dead” “Beware I Bite” Adult T-Shirt. This Awesome Tee Features Blood-Spattered Graphics on the Front along with a Zombie Face Graphic on the under…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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