Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in Haiti (Grown, Processed, and Managed by Local Workers). It’s just the Coffee one needs when you feel like a Zombie (Mombie) in the Morning. Wake up the Dead and Drink up… This Coffee is LIVELY!
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Walking Dead Walker Rot
YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy,…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Zombie Cornhole Decals
Have some FUN now that Summer’s here! Grab a Zombie and Aim for the HEAD! For this Hilarious Activity is ZOMBIE CORNHOLE! Gruesome Zombie Decals with a Hole in the Head… Naturally! Beautifully made Outdoor Vinyl, Great Designs that…
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Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…
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Zombie Rabbit Overhead Mask
HA! This Bunny won’t be Hopping for Easter… NOPE! It’ll be Dragging. For this Bunny is Dead. err, Undead. A Funny Bunny Mask that Slips over your Rotting Head. And it’s a Ghastly sight to see… Especially with RED…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Kill Zombie!
A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…
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Zombie Stalker Blacklight Poster
Get yourself a Black Light, because this Poster is gonna give you a FRIGHT! For it’s a Zombie Stalker Poster, that will GLOW under UV Light (Black Light), and it’s Bad Ass for sure! With a 3D Popped Eyeball,…
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