Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)
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Zombie Slob Shirt
OMG I LOVE This T-Shirt! It makes me Laugh my Ass off… Too FUNNY! Looking like a Fat Slob Zombie, this T-Shirt will make everyone LAUGH! Scary, Gory, with Bloody Body Parts, the Shirt Pulled up Exposing the Plump…
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Angry Swearing Zombies
LOL This is me if I ever turned… I’d be a F This Zombie! You get what you Bite, I guess. For this Adult Coloring Book has lots to Sink your Teeth into. Lots of Cuss Words that just…
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Zombie Flamingo
Well, these certainly are not your Standard Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornaments! These Flamingos are Dead and Hungry. They’re Zombie Flamingos that are DYING to Infest your Yard. I’m sure the Neighbors will Appreciate that! :) The Zombie Apocalypse is…
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Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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Cheech & Chong Zombie Board Shorts
HA! Grab some attention at the beach with these ultra-hip and undead board shorts. It’s Cheech & Chong, zombie style, with bright toxic green and purple print. Featuring Cheech on one leg, Chong on the other. And a big…
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Zombies 6 Static Guitar Picks
If the Zombies are coming… I’m gonna Pluck their Eyes out with my Guitar Picks… Cause I can Play one Mighty Bad Ass Brain Stomping Song… And with these 6 Guitar Picks, it just makes it all Funner… For…
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