Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Yellow Zombie Skin Torso Shirt
SICKKKKKKKKKK! What a Great Shirt to Wear for your Zombie Costume… Awesome Gory Details. WOW! Ribs, Guts, Zombie Munch… It’s a Bloody Undershirt like you’ve never seen before. Made with Permablood, Spray Adhesive, Paint, Latex, and Spandex, this Skin…
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Zombie Eye Patch
Oh Such Fun. “You’ll Shoot your Eye Out!” Just think of all the Walking Dead Jokes you could tell with this Eye Patch. Such a Quick and Easy Costume, just Strap-on and GO! It’s a Morbid Bloody Dangling Eye…
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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Property of Negan Car Decal
Everything belongs to Negan; Your Home, Your Pantry, Your Weapons, Your Car… And YES, even YOU! And with this Ultra-Cool Decal, you can let everyone know that: YOU ARE NEGAN! It’s a Stylish “Property of Negan” Decal that will…
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Plants vs Zombies Figures
Gamers will LOVE to Collect these PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES 2 Inch Figures! This Ultra-Cool Set of Six Figures includes Fan-Favorites from the Popular Game “Plants VS Zombies” (a PopCap Game) such as Bonk Choy, Snapdragon, Bloomerang, Regular Zombie, Pirate…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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