Double Creepy Zombie Mask
Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural Latex, High-Quality, Environmentally Friendly, Non-Toxic (“Oh Darn!”) Deodorization Treatment, Non-Dissemination Odor, Just Bloody Good Fun. Handmade, Realistic, Lightweight, and Comfortable. Get Scary TODAY!
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Spare Ribs Chest Wound
What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…
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Zombie Decor Shower Curtain
YIKES! This Shower Curtain would Terrify anyone… Imagine walking into your Bathroom and seeing a Hideous Zombie Peeking out with a Bloody Finger to its Mouth “SHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Detail, the Eyes, the Brains… It’s a Shower Curtain that will…
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Where’s the Zombie?
Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…
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Don of the Living Dead
I Read this Book and I LOVED IT! “Don of the Living Dead” is about Don Carver who is not your typical Hero in a Zombie Outbreak! It Features Cynical Humor and Terrifying Flesh Eaters, and I really did…
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Zombie Head Knife Holder
Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Zombie Arm Ring
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…
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