Double Creepy Zombie Mask
Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural Latex, High-Quality, Environmentally Friendly, Non-Toxic (“Oh Darn!”) Deodorization Treatment, Non-Dissemination Odor, Just Bloody Good Fun. Handmade, Realistic, Lightweight, and Comfortable. Get Scary TODAY!
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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BFF Zombie Head Pendants
Crazy Cool! WOW! The Detail in these Pendants is KILLER! It’s TWO Pendants; one for YOU, on for your BFF, that when put Together, form one Kick Ass Zombie Head. And boy is it Frightening. Handmade out of Super…
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Crazy Zombie Carpet
SWEET! When the Zombies come, this Rug will Soak up all the Blood. Right? It’s a Crazy Zombie Carpet that’s Crazy for sure. Featuring an Area Rug measuring 31 x 20 inches and Adorned with the Most Fun Undead…
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team Ring
Did you know that there really is a Zombie Outbreak Response Team? It’s TRUE! Called U.S.Z.O.R.T. this Team is made up of 50 Units that Operate all over the U.S. and other Countries, Training, Preparing and Waiting for the…
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Zombies Run Canvas Tote Back Pack
What a Fun Back Pack, certainly one you’ll grab as you Dodge the Deadly Zombie Horde. For it’s a Canvas Bag, a Tote to hold many Zombie Apocalypse things: Twinkies, Hatchets, Flashlights, Chocolate Pudding… A Beautiful Back Pack with…
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Zombie Danger Warning Signs Magnets
How’s this for a Magnet: Zombie Disposal Unit, Danger – Reanimated Corpses, Shoot ‘Em in the Head, Zombie Outbreak – Quarantine, Live Humans Only, Zombie Exterminator, Hazmat Gear Required, and Zombie Containment… All Fun Magnets, 8 in a set…
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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Zombie Jackson in a Box
“Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain’t no Second Chance against the Thing with Forty Eyes, Girl. Thriller, Thriller Night…” Makes you Want to Sing and Dance. Ain’t nothing better than the Thriller Dance. And Michael Jackson as…
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