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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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Zombie Cat T-Shirt
MeowRrrrrrrrAWWWW! My Zombie Cat ate your Cat! Cat Lady is gonna FREAK when she sees this Shirt. It’s a Zombie Cat T-Shirt that’s Funny, Horrific, and Very Realistic. Gnarly Cat with the Rib Cage Exposed, Breaking through a Pet…
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Cute Zombie Earrings
Awwwwwwww! If these aren’t the Cutest Little Zombies… How FUN! Darling Green Zombies, Handmade from Clay with Bright Toxic Skin, Red Eyes, Chomping Teeth, a Vicious Scar, and a Broken Scalp with Bloody Brains… Oh Man, Talk about a…
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Zombie Cat Cross Pendant
HA, What a Crazy Combo: Religion and the Undead… Oh wait, that’s not too far fetched, right? But this Pendant surely is. A White Zombie Cat (looks like the Cat from the Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse), that’s…
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Zombie Hand Soap
LOL! That’s exactly what I want to do when I want to Wash off all the Blood… Use a Zombie HAND! HA! This Cute and Colorful Green Zombie Hand is actually a Bar of Soap. Made to look like…